I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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