just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
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