im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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