I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I supernannyed him into submission
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
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