No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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