If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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