Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
23 Crazy Psychological Tricks You Have To Try on Someone RIGHT NOW
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
These 25 People Forgave their Significant Others for Saying Stupid Things
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
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