So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
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Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
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Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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