epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
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Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
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I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
The adults are the big ones right?
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