Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
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Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
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my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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