You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
The beer is more important than you right now.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
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