You can't motorboat a personality
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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