did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Bridesmaid dress fitting. I look like a Weeble and Michelle looks like Malibu Barbie. I have to keep reminding myself that she has herpes so really, the playing field is more level than it might initially seem.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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