I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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