he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
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Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
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I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
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