hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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