well you can't waste a boner
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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