I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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