Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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