It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
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