I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
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she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
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oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
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