Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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