Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
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toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
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Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
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