windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
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