I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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