This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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