is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
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I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
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Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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