I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
bring money and cleavage
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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