At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
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