your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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