Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I don't deserve a penis
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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