No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
Randomize
