In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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