Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
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