so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
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Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
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We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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