if i died would you start the facebook group?
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
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Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
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I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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