I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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