come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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