Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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