Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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