yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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