Do you still have your period?
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
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He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
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It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.