she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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