doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Let's paint friendship bongs
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
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