Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
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Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
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I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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