i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
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I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
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