I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
pray to the hookup gods
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
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