Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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