New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
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How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
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lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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