Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
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