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I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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