just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
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