Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
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I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
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porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
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