My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
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