Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
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Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
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I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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