I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
nutella sex= disaster
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
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My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
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Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
Randomize