Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
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ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
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Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
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