Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Michael Bay diarrhea
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
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normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
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i now understand why vodka
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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